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Herein lies the tales of intrepid deeds and woebegone bungles:

October 29, 2014

September 30, 2014

September 23, 2014

June 25, 2014

June 18, 2014

June 11, 2014

May 21, 2014

May 1, 2014:

Deeds

So’Khra – Splashed a wolf in the face with a dazzling orb, befuddling it to the max.

Griz’bok – Early on, this paladin seemed more eagle than dragon. His peepers were scrutinizing the shit out of those silly assistants, Daren & Myena.

Daren – Silver is this baddie’s color! The masculine half of Allimyna’s twin assistants landed a bodacious blow on Griz’bok with them fighty claws.

Zehiri Cultist #1 & #3 – Baby boys tandem-critted (one true, one dirty on a d12) resulting in Behrtogg taking 54 damage—29 to which Griz’bok mercifully absorbed—and nearly helping a new striker class join the party…

Bungles

Lo-Kagg – This cat wins the inaugural Bungler of the Week award. The number of wild swings are too great to be enumerated, (though ten would accurately depict). He even tried to hurl a dead snake into the fire, only to give Griz’bok a faceful of scale in the effort. But…in roleplay, the goliath showed off the true versatility of his bungle portfolio. He attempted to discern the purpose of a curdling blood pool, determined it to be the blood of the Primal Giants (it wasn’t), and convinced racial pal Behrtogg to wade in. Well played, fighter.

Faustus – This week’s runner-up managed to score a spicy tetrad of critical failures, without a single big hit. One of which was a critical failure death save. A winner most weeks.

So’Khra – The wiz gets special mention here. In addition to dropping a 1 on a burst attack, the elf managed to miss all baddies while damaging and dazing Griz’bok for a round. Sometimes you can roll a 1 in aggregate.

Behrtogg – This big boy forgot to bring his helmet this week, spending much of his time in death’s throes. Unfortunately, one of those “throes” got him on this list…

Allimyna’s Zombie Children – As they swarmed down the Blackwood tree root, two zombies managed to fall flat on their fleshy faces. You can still see a gooey imprint on the ledge!

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